It's been a while, however, recently a new wave of awful has been returning, so let's stoke up the furnace again and start adding more fuel to the fire.
This was a brilliant email...
Subject: Pub Quiz
Once opened here's what I found...it's like Bernard Manning incarnate. Have edited out the really offensive ones...someone has to censor him.
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod
after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Nottingham
but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache"
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said
to the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the porn channel in my
room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
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