A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks? "
St. Peter answered,"These are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that? "
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter.
"The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one? "
St. Peter responded, "that's Abraham Lincoln's clock: the hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life. "
"Where's Gordon Brown's clock? " Asked the man.
St Peter replied, "Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan".
