Oh My God

A very frustrated wife buys a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge opposite her husband. At strategic moments she crosses and uncrosses her legs enough times till her husband says. "Are you wearing crutchless knickers?"

Yes, she answers with a seductive smile.

Thank Christ for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.




Nobody should ever have to suffer this again...

The Perfect Fire Drill illustration.

Please destroy after looking

It's true...It's more bollocks

Don't laugh at this! Just do it!

I've done this 3 different times and every time within a hour my wish comes true!!! & My best friend did this and wished for a promotion and she got the call this morning and she got a promotion!!!

The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby, and you all know what happened (approx. months later).

I had to give this a shot...

I'm So sorry about this, but I had to keep it going. The last time I sent this exact e-mail out, I got a new job and now I'm superstitious .

Start thinking something you really really want, 'cause this is astounding... the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought 'what the heck'. '
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN VISITED BY DR. Seuss ' S

'CAT IN THE HAT'.

He will grant you one wish.

MAKE YOUR WISH WHEN THE COUNT DOWN IS OVER.

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MAKE A WISH!!!!!
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NOW SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DON'T, YOUR WISH WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE!

It's back and worse than ever!!

I didn't even read it and straight away I knew it was coming here.