Plummeting to new depths of awful...here we go

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the......wait for it......here it comes

"Clitaurus."

It comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is. (POW!)


Let's hope this one never escapes and ends up back on the web.