Friday 31 October 2008

From the 13/10/08...very nice, perfect Fire Drill Fodder

The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck
it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge
drinking
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos!
Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The
other 15% haven't been to prison yet
Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I
can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .My
face
If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers
celebrate valentines day, do wankers celebrate palm sunday?
Just popped home, caught the plumber with his dick in the dog! Can't
believe the police won't do anything! They said the bastard was corgi
registered
Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on Shrove
Tuesday? The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a
tosser.

1 comment:

George said...

this has been edited as some of the jokes were just a bit too...you know..wrong