This is exactly what this Blog is for...Sent by my father 30/09/08

The Why's of Men
>
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
>
> (You're laughing, aren't
> you?!?!)
>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
> 6. WHY DID
> GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know.....it never happened)
>
> (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
> And the personal favorite:
>
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>
> Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in
> your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
> One for the ladies.......
> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
> sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
> shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
> 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
> He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
>
> And they say blondes are dumb...
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>
> A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
> 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
> The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
>
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>
> 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped
> out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would
> think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
> 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
>
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>
> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> A: A rumor
>
>
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> Dear Lord,
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
> Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll
> beat him to death.
> AMEN
>
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> Q: Why do
> little boys whine?
> A: They are practicing to be men.
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> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
> and calling your name?
> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
>
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> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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> Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make
> their day!
> And send this to five bright men
> who have enough sense of humor to take it!