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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout
looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and
eventually asks the hooker, 'How much do you charge?'
Hooker replies, 'It starts at $500 for a hand-job.'
Guy says, '$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that
kind of money!'
The hooker says, 'Do you see that Denny's on the corner?'
'Yes.'
'Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?'
'Yes.'
'And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?'
'Yes.'
'Well,' says the hooker, smiling invitingly, 'I own those. And, I
own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500'
Guy says, 'What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try.'
They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that
he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of
$500. He is so amazed, he says, 'I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?'
The hooker replies, '$1,500.'
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!'
The hooker replies, 'Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you
see that casino just across the street? I own that casino
outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth
every cent of $1,500.'
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job,
decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says,
'Sign me up.'
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than
before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his
money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for
one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,
'How much for some pussy?'
The hooker says, 'Come over here to the window, I want to show you
something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out
before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and
showplaces?'
'Damn!' the guy says, in awe, 'You own the whole city?'
'No,' the hooker replies, 'but I would if I had a pussy.'