Taking a Women to Bed!!!
What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- Y ou don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! *
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now,
212,130 are kissing, and.........
Hold on Fire Drillers, here it comes........
1 poor bastard is reading emails. (Pow, Boom, Thwack - on the floor)
You hang in there sunshine.
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