Joke of the Week

Story about a man who drunk alot, his wife said "iI you come drunk like this again i'm leaving you" The next night he went out and got totally rat-arsed, threw up all over himself, he said to his mate, "If i go home again drunk she will leave me", his friend said "Go home and tell her someone threw up all over you and put a £20 note in your inside pocket, and show it to her and say" He gave me this for a dry cleaning bill". He got home and told her what happened, she said " Why is it that there are two £20 notes in your pocket?" he replied "Thats from the man who shat in my pants !!"